(Up-tempo swing music playing)

Timmy is an average kid
that no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky
always giving him commands

Vicky:
Bed Twerp!

Doom and gloom
up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish
who grant his every wish
'Cause in reality...

... They are his oddparents
Fairly Oddparents

Wanda:
Wands and wings

Cosmo:
Floaty crowny things

Oddparents
Fairly Oddparents

Really mod, pea pod,
buff bod, hot rod

Timmy:
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,
giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

Oddparents
Fairly Oddparents
It flips your lid when you're
the kid with Fairly Oddparents

Vicky: Yeah right
(Bop!)